This is a story of one of the four HVAC technicians that was sent to mars to learn what we could about their furnaces and air conditioners.
My name is Sam and I am a cooling expert.
As a cooling expert, I spend most of my days working on air conditioners, building commercial air conditioners and central air conditioners, and drawing prototypes for new cooling units. When I was assigned to go to Mars, I was thrilled to see what kind of new air conditioners and furnaces I would see. I had all of my notebooks and blueprints ready when we took off for mars. When we arrived, I immediately recognized a large building where there were strange looking central air conditioners coming out of . This facility was a cooling distributor where they assembled air conditioners and smart thermostats. The aliens took us to see this cooling facility first, and I was amazed at how they put together their window air conditioners and commercial air conditioners. The key to their cooling units, however, was not how they put the HVAC units together, rather the kind of coolant they used in the air conditioners. After this, we went to the furnace facility where they specialized in building heat pumps and hydronic heating systems. Everything about these HVAC units were different from how we build ours on earth. After our trip to Mars, I am now a far more educated HVAC technician and cooling expert than I ever have been before.